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 KATAW ANAN SAD pART 2- JUST 4 FUN (Y MALISYA)

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PostSubject: KATAW ANAN SAD pART 2- JUST 4 FUN (Y MALISYA)   Tue May 27, 2008 11:38 am

Laki: Tan-aw ta sine!
Babae: Unya, d ka man-gunit ug tutoy?
Laki: Dili
Babae: nya di ka mangagbay ug manghalok?
Laki: Di lagi
Babae: Di ka mangu-ot ug bilat?
Lalaki: Dili uy! Grabe
Babae: Ngeee ikaw na lay tan-aw!


GF: Gutom ko luvs?
BF: Unsa man imo?
GF: Tag-ana
BF: Burger?
GF: Layo ra
BF: Hotdog?
GF: duol na
BF: Itlog?
GF: Hapit na
> BF: Otan?
GF: Sus nimo uy makalagot wrong spelling pa jud!

tulo (3) ka ilaga pahambugay ug ka-isog...
1st rat: Isog jud ko kaon ko Racuminug Dora!
2nd rat: Mas isog jud ko kaon ko mouse trap!
3rd rat: Ako moy pinakaisog, iyot ko Iring!

Bana: Paghukad na day.
Asawa: Unsa may hukaron na wa man tay sud-an?!
Bana: hana hala pag latad nag banig kay matulog na
ta!
Asawa: atay uy HOTDOG na sad!
Very Happy

tILL nEXT!!!
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PostSubject: Re: KATAW ANAN SAD pART 2- JUST 4 FUN (Y MALISYA)   Wed May 28, 2008 10:05 am

alien green jokes.. lingaw ayu. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: KATAW ANAN SAD pART 2- JUST 4 FUN (Y MALISYA)   Wed May 28, 2008 4:43 pm

bitaw, green pero lingaw.. hehe
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PostSubject: Re: KATAW ANAN SAD pART 2- JUST 4 FUN (Y MALISYA)   Fri May 30, 2008 11:19 am

Mangatawa usa ta ha..pawala sa kalaay…

babae: nong! sakay ko!
drivr: cge! asa man ka?
bbae: diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?
drivr: ay libre lang kay duol man.
bbae: ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
drivr: wala gihapon!
bbae: cge na! sabaka ko...

BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo.ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama..

Customer: Day, kape.
Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba.
Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na?
Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig gasolina!


BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!

TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?

bana: love, promise sugod karon di na tika luiban. ako nang biyaan ang akong kabit
asawa: wow, tenk you love, ako sad promise, ang sunod natong anak, ikaw nay amahan. promise jud!

security: excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung merong baril
tiguwang: buang ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag, baril pa kaha!


anak: ma, busog nako, dili nako mahurot
mama: hutda dyud na! kabaw baka nga daghan gipang gutom sa kalibutan?
anak: nya kung ako ni hutdon, mabusog sila?!

pasyente: doc, regular lagi ko malibang. kada alas 7 sa buntag
doctor: maayu nuon na! unsa may problema?
pasyente: 8 am man gud ko maka mata!
doctor: toink!

bana: gang, naka-save ko ug 6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save

Doc: Ma'am, naa kay breast cancer.
Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?
Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!

ATTY: asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
JUN: sa kamaisan
ATTY: nag-unsa ka didto?
JUN: nalibang!
ATTY: pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
JUN: naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa? Ayaw pagbugal-bugal 'torni uy!







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Mangatawa usa ta ha..pawala sa kalaay…

babae: nong! sakay ko!
drivr: cge! asa man ka?
bbae: diha lang sa kanto! naay bayad ang bata?
drivr: ay libre lang kay duol man.
bbae: ah, ang mosabak naay bayad?
drivr: wala gihapon!
bbae: cge na! sabaka ko...

BF: may malaki ako problema.
GF: wag mo sabihin problema MO lang, problema NATIN dahil nagmamahalan tayo.ngayon ano problema natin?
BF: nabuntis NATIN si inday at TAYO ang ama..

Customer: Day, kape.
Tindera: Tag P10 na ra ba.
Customer: Diba tag P8 ra na?
Tindera: Nimahal naman gud ang gasolina.
Customer: Ah, ayaw na lang butangig gasolina!


BISAYA: Pabili nga ng lemoncito.
TINDERA: Anong lemoncito?
BISAYA: Lemoncito gud.. yong maliit na buongon!

TEACHER: give me a tag question.
PUPIL: My teacher is beautiful, isn't she?
TEACHER: Very good! Ibinisaya dong.
PUPIL: Ang akong maestra gwapa, wa sya kuyapi?

bana: love, promise sugod karon di na tika luiban. ako nang biyaan ang akong kabit
asawa: wow, tenk you love, ako sad promise, ang sunod natong anak, ikaw nay amahan. promise jud!

security: excuse me po mam, titingnan ko lang ang bag nyo kung merong baril
tiguwang: buang ka! di man gani maigo ang balde sa akong bag, baril pa kaha!


anak: ma, busog nako, dili nako mahurot
mama: hutda dyud na! kabaw baka nga daghan gipang gutom sa kalibutan?
anak: nya kung ako ni hutdon, mabusog sila?!

pasyente: doc, regular lagi ko malibang. kada alas 7 sa buntag
doctor: maayu nuon na! unsa may problema?
pasyente: 8 am man gud ko maka mata!
doctor: toink!

bana: gang, naka-save ko ug 6.00 karon kay ako na man gigukod ang jeep, wala man ko mu sakay
asawa: bogo! taxi unta imung gigukod aron mas dako imong na-save

Doc: Ma'am, naa kay breast cancer.
Ma'am: ha? tinuod ka doc? dili man ko katuo sa imong gisulti! i'm healthy! naa pa ka second opinion?
Doc: Bati pa jud kag nawong!

ATTY: asa ka pagkahitabo sa rape?
JUN: sa kamaisan
ATTY: nag-unsa ka didto?
JUN: nalibang!
ATTY: pila ka kadupa gikan sa krimen?
JUN: naa bay malibang magdupa-dupa? Ayaw pagbugal-bugal 'torni uy!
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